It's that time of year again where skiers and riders everywhere are taking a survey of their gear! Filing out last year's edge burrs and ironing in this year's first wax!

Fall is awesome. It's finally cool again and the skies are never extremely sunny or rainy. They're usually just a calm gray or white. Also, since it's a little chilly, the jackasses stay off the golf courses! Added bonus!

Hmm...let's see...I always complain about something in these posts with studious profanity...

So, here goes:

Fuck you, summer people! I hope you fucking freeze your asses off and get fat from having to stay inside all winter because all you can do is fucking bitch about the cold. You know what? Move to fucking Florida and leave the northern half of the country alone! We hate you anyway.

I feel better. I hope you do too.